Bell, 26, was a fourth round pick by the 49er...
Bell, 26, was a fourth round pick by the 49ers out of Oklahoma just two years ago, when Vikings offensive line coach Tony Sparano was coaching 49ers tight ends. Bell started five games as a rookie, catching 15 passes for 186 yards. He played 25 snaps (19 on special teams) vs. Bank Stadium last month. They went on to win their personalized basketball uniforms first Super Bowl that year, which is amazing considering their performance here. With Walter Payton and Jim McMahon adopting the rap monikers “Sweetness” and “Punky QB,” respectively, the team sounds cheap jerseys about as menacing as a Saturday morning cartoon villain. Willie Gault boasts that he’s “smooth as a chocolate swirl,” while Otis Wilson’s greatest threat is that he’s “Mama’s boy Otis.” Steve Fuller deserves a special nod for his poetic greatness: “I’m not here to feathers ruffle/I’m just here...